Adult Nursery Rhymes Book
Adult Nursery Rhymes Book
Adult Nursery Rhymes Book
Adult Nursery Rhymes Book
Adult Nursery Rhymes Book
Adult Nursery Rhymes Book

Adult Nursery Rhymes Book

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    About this Product

    Adult Nursery Rhymes: The Scandalous Edition

    Dive into a world where Jack and Jill's hill-climbing adventure gets a wildly wicked twist, and Humpty Dumpty's off-the-wall escapades are anything but child's play. Introducing the audaciously amusing "Adult Nursery Rhymes: The Scandalous Edition" – a side-splitting parody book that reimagines your favorite bedtime stories with a bold and brazen twist. Perfect as a novelty gift, this book is strictly for the grown-ups!

    🌟 RIDICULOUSLY RUDE RHYMES
    Prepare to be shocked, amused, and entertained! This book is brimming with outrageously explicit parodies of the nursery rhymes you thought you knew. Each page turns your childhood memories into hilariously scandalous tales, making it an irresistible pick for those with a sense of humor daring enough to explore.

    🚫 DEFINITELY NOT FOR KIDS
    From the daring deeds of Humpty Dumpty to Little Bo Peep's not-so-innocent adventures, and from Mary Mary's untold stories to Baa Baa Black Sheep like you've never seen before – every rhyme is creatively twisted into a scandalous reimagination, ensuring bursts of laughter and gasps of surprise.

    πŸ“š HILARIOUS HARDBACK EDITION
    Boasting 144 pages of cheeky rhymes paired with equally mischievous illustrations, this hardback edition is not just a joy to read but also a high-quality addition to any adult's book collection. Its bold color and durable design make it a standout on any bookshelf.

    🎁 PERFECT GAG GIFT
    Looking for a unique present? Whether it's for new parents in need of a laugh or friends who appreciate a bit of edgy humor, this book is an excellent choice. It's a fabulously daring gift that's not for the faint-hearted, guaranteed to bring a burst of laughter to any occasion.

    Product Dimensions:

    • Depth: 20.00 cm
    • Height: 1.00 cm
    • Width: 14.00 cm

    Get ready to giggle and guffaw with "Adult Nursery Rhymes: The Scandalous Edition" – where classic childhood tales are hilariously reimagined for the adults who never quite grew up!


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